Stone Sublimely Self-Righteous Ale Can 8.7% 355ml
Stone Sublimely Self-Righteous Ale Can 8.7% abv
Black IPA with dark chocolate notes and a bitter sweet fruity flavour. Massive hops from start to finish. A big beer for big girls and boys...
Description from Stone Brewing:
We're brewers whose substantial mettle and idiomatic approach to brewing allows us to consistently create works of art such as this justifiably self-righteous ale. Its bitterness hits our sweet spot. Its blackness lightens our hearts. Its liquid dichotomy pulls it all together in this sublimely sacrosanct ale. Yes, we damn well know our stuff here at Stone, and it would be irresponsible of us not to acknowledge how remarkable this heavenly creation of ours is. Thus the name we are compelled to give it --- Stone Sublimely Self-Righteous Ale --- serves as a reminder of just how good we are, in both liquid and verbal form.
We're certainly not perfect. Too often, we allow our modesty to get the best of us as we're simply not inclined towards senseless braggadocio. When you're good, you're good. And when you do something great, the least you can do is acknowledge it. Others benefit from knowing. In this case, we find that we are compelled to point out how amazing this ale is that we rightly call the Stone Sublimely Self-Righteous Ale.
First brewed in 2007 as the Stone 11th Anniversary Ale, this ale was an instant hit. With us. Other folks with great taste loved it too, but we were focused on how much we liked it, and we felt it was truly sublime. That euphoria didn't last long though, as it was soon replaced with the grim reality that when we sold out of it there wouldn't be any more. For us. And that was simply unacceptable. So, we are now blessing ourselves, and you the enlightened, with this ale. Thusly, you may now revel in your own self-righteousness as you see fit with this glorious example of ours. You are genuinely welcome, as it is our pleasure
There is a standard delivery charge of £6.95. Delivery charges are for Mainland UK. Scottish Highlands, Northern Ireland and remote areas are extra and an option is available at the checkout to alter your delivery area. A free delivery service will automatically apply when ordering goods over a certain value. This will be shown on the Checkout page. Standard delivery is by courier within 5 working days from dispatch confirmation (but normally within 2-3 days). Overnight and Special deliveries possible. We also offer a free 'click & collect' service. Please use the 'collect from shop' option at the checkout. Delivery charges for Europe Mainland is a standard delivery charge of £35. Please contact us prior to ordering as you may be charged by your country's Customs and may have to pay additional tax (VAT) upon delivery. If the delivery cost is less we will refund you the difference. Please note that we are not IOSS registered due to the nature of our products (alcoholic beverages). Other overseas deliveries upon request. Please contact us for a quotation.
You will receive an email giving you details of your delivery with a consignment number for you to track your order. You may leave instructions as to where to leave the ordered goods. Any goods that are left by our courier according to your instructions and have not been signed for, must be left in a secure place. Any losses incurred following goods left unsecurely will be the liability of the Purchaser. If you are not in when the goods are delivered, goods may be left with neighbours and/or a card will be left with contact details for you to arrange another delivery. If the courier is not contacted, they will automatically try to deliver your goods on the next two consecutive working days, leaving a contact card on the first day and a card to advise of the consignment being returned to the depot on the second. Should the goods then be returned to the Company after all attempts have failed, we will issue a full credit, or re-despatch on your instruction when the same delivery cost will be charged against your account.
We are committed to providing you with an excellent service, which includes delivering your goods in way which will not affect your order adversely. Most beers we sell are bottle-conditioned and will contain some sediment. We therefore would like to advise you to use the following guidelines on receipt of your goods:
- Please open the box carefully and the correct way up (address label will be on the top of the box)
- Check for any damage or broken glass.
- In the unlikely event of any broken glass we would recommend to leave the broken glass in the box and only extract those bottles that are undamaged. Then dispose of the box, including broken glass, safely in an appropriate manner.
- Do not open any bottles shortly after delivery. They are likely to be very volatile and cause spillage.
- We recommend to leave the beers to settle for at least 6 hours, preferably for 24 hours.
We pride ourselves in high customer service levels and we want to ensure that your goods will be delivered to you in good condition. Any instances of goods being delivered below expectations, such as broken bottles, should be reported immediately on arrival but within 7 days, upon which we will issue a refund for the damaged bottles. This does not affect your statutory rights.
For deliveries to the USA please note that due to severe restrictions by courier companies, the maximum amount of liquid that can be sent is 75cl per consignment. Glasses and other items have no restrictions but please be aware these are packaged very well to avoid breakages, so postage can be high. Please contact us for an accurate quotation, as the current rates on our website allows for a large box, regardless of weight.
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Cancellation of Orders
We are aware that you would like your order as promptly as possible. We therefore endeavour to send your order out within a day of any payments for the goods.
Therefore, if you need to cancel your order you will need to contact us as soon as possible by calling us on 01284 767205, or emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org. You may also write a letter to us, using the following postal address:
Mr. Rene van den Oort
1b St. John's Street
Bury St. Edmunds
Suffolk IP33 1SQ
You will appreciate that goods may have been despatched before cancellation takes place. You can help us reduce waste by notifying us as soon as possible, but no later than 7 days after the receipt of the goods provided that the goods are in original condition they were sent; unopened and sealed, as required by the Consumer Protection for Distance Selling Regulations 2000 (as amended).
Refunds minus any carriage charges will be made within 14 days from the date of cancellation. It is the customer's responsibility to keep the goods in perfect condition until they are collected. Collection charges apply.
We take pride in our personal level of service. If you are not entirely happy with your purchase then please return the items to us within 14 days of receipt in its original condition and packaging and we will refund you the value less the delivery costs. Please note that the postage and cost of returns is the responsibility of the purchaser or recipient. The address for returns is: Beautiful Beers, 1b St. John's Street, Bury St. Edmunds, Suffolk IP33 1SQ
Any goods supplied by Beautiful Beers which have incurred a deposit, such as the Perfect Draft kegs, can be returned to the Company for a refund. We can arrange collection by courier for a nominal fee of £18.95 regardless of the number of kegs. Upon receipt of the goods the Company will refund the deposit value. Please note that the postage and cost of returns is the responsibility of the purchaser or recipient. Goods with a deposit value supplied by the Company will carry an identification label and only those goods can be returned.
Any instances of goods being delivered below expectations, such as broken bottles, should be reported immediately on arrival but within 7 days, upon which we will issue a refund for the damaged bottles. This does not affect your statutory rights. For other questions regarding delivery, you may contact us at email@example.com